Dear children: This is my night-time contract (what really goes down in our house)
Dear children, I, the undersigned parent, being of absolutely unsound and exhausted mind and body, do solemnly promise that: 1. I will wee at night and not flush the toilet or wash my hands for fear of stirring one of you inhuman awake machines. 2. I will sleep in the spare room on a bed […]
10 years ago